My Parents Are Funny, Baby Edition

Sharon:  "Eamon doesn't sleep at night"

Mother:  "Then he should move to the Philippines!  Because when it's night here, it's day there!"

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Father (to my younger brother):  "Why did they name him a fancy name like Eamon?  How do you pronounce that?  They should have just called him Edmond.  Edmond is easier to pronounce"

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Father (to Sharon while looking at Eamon's long sideburns):  "By one year's old, it's gonna be so long that you can twist the hair under his chin and put a turban on him.  He'll be a Sikh"

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Xavier and Eamon are surely in for more drops of wisdom from their Lola and Lolo in the future