Caught someone breaking and entering into our house:
He'd be less intimidating if I saw him in a rearview mirror
But anyway, I confronted him and took care of the situation.
I will hug you to death
He's lucky Sharon didn't Kee-Ya him.
(Yep...we're gonna be one of "those houses" next Christmas season thanks to my wife and her bargain-hunting skills. Mind you, I'm the one who really wanted it)
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