Sunday, October 31, 2010

That's Got To Be It, Mother

So my Mother just gave me a phone call, presumably to make me feel guilty.  Here is our exchange:

Mom:  How come you didn't call me all week?  You know your Dad is in Las Vegas

Me:  Sorry Mom, I've been busy all week.  I was in training in Toronto all week

Mom:  Oh, well I was just wondering why you never called

Me:  Sorry Ma, like I said, I was just a little busy

Mom:  Are you stressed out?  Maybe it's because your cholesterol is high or you have high blood pressure

Me (trying to figure out exactly what she means by that and quickly giving up):  Okay, we'll try to pass by today for lunch


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