Okay, the title sounds tres homo, but it's true.
I went for a massage therapy appointment today (to make it doubly gay, his name was Ricardo), and, well...it was the best massage I ever had. Maybe it was due to the fact that "man hands" make for a deeper tissue massage. Or maybe it was due to the fact that it was all business, with no small talk or idle chatter. Or maybe it was because his technique was so different from the previous massage therapists I've had. Or maybe it was all of the above.
Whatever the case, my muscles just felt like it went through a workout of the good kind.
Ummm...I think I'm gonna go chop some wood, shave my beard and make out with my wife now
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