That's the role Sharon and I played as I held her "Romantic Birthday Celebration in Gananoque and Kingston."  To briefly summarize:
 
-picked her up at 6:30am, and surprised her with an Itinerary of Fun and made her wear the "Birthday Girl" tiara
-stopped at Tim Horton's along the way.  Realized that we had to be in Gananoque to catch a 10am boat, and had to be there in 45 minutes.  Proceeded to drive there averaging 140km/hr
-got there at 9:50am.  Quickly gave her a brown dress belt as Surprise Gift #1.  Didn't fit her.  D'oh!  Anywho, I think we were the last passengers on the boat.  Proceeded to sweat it up as a lot of running was involved
-went for a cruise around the 1000 Islands.  It was cold and windy, but it was still nice
-got dropped off on Heart Island on the American side.  Did the Boldt Castle tour thing.  Nice place, albeit not completely renovated.  We also had our picnic lunch there
-returned to the boat and completed the tour.  There are a lot of really rich people inhabiting the 1000 Islands as their summer homes.  I am never going to be one of them
-returned to Gananoque, and checked in at Manse Lane B&B.  Nice place, weird guy running the place.  Rested up a bit, then proceeded to Kingston
-went for a Trolley Tour around Kingston.  Saw a lot of weddings taking place.  My goodness
-ate at Minos Restaurant.  Absolutely awesome food, including the flaming Saganaki.  I also gave her surprise gift #2, a headlamp for camping.  She thinks it is the best gift ever.  Score!
-went for a "Haunted Walk" around Kingston:
 Ah-roooooo-rooooo-roooooo-rooooo-roooooooooo!
Ah-roooooo-rooooo-roooooo-rooooo-roooooooooo!We had the worst tour guide who was so nervous and didn't exactly have good story telling techniques.  It did, however, give us good exercise especially after the huge dinner
-went to 1000 Islands Charity Casino, and it was quite the charity.  I won $75!
-went back to the B&B and slept.  I did, anyway.  Sharon didn't.  Apparently it's due to my snoring.  Oh, I did give her her final surprise gift: a ring!  (RingPop)
-woke up, had breakfast and was joined there with these two old English ladies.  Frikin' hilarious listening to them tell their stories, especially the one where her ex-husband had a hard time "getting it up."
-left Gananoque, drove a scenic route which included a ferry ride to Prince Edward County
-dropped by Big Apple in Colborne and got a pie
-got home and realized that I am one of the luckiest guys in the world to have such a wonderful person.  
 
All in all:  (big happy face)