A (divorced): "Jason, I'll teach you what I learned about marriage and how to make it successful"
Me: "Okay?"
A: "Marriage is all about communication, communication, communication. It is not a one-way street. Marriage is a two-way street. Make sure you always have communication"
T (married 3 years, and not missing a beat): "That may be true, but I'm just saying...women don't know how to drive"
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Me: "Don't you feel guilty for having feelings about other women, going on a date with them, and having a fiance?"
(He who will remain nameless): "No! Listen, never feel guilty, otherwise you know you did something bad. If you don't feel guilty, you didn't do anything bad"
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A bunch of various guys who don't know each other: "Remember, what happens in Cuba, stays in Cuba"
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