1. Play American with four other guys
2. Do nothing but shoot from the outside, not driving to score any baskets (with the exception of one basket)
3. Get to game point
4. Get pushed out to the half court line by an obnoxious defender (and eventual sore loser) and get left alone
5. Start hooting and hollering before you attempt a half-court shot
6. Attempt half-court shot...and hit it
7. Continue hooting and hollering (while singing "Pants on the Ground") while everyone is shocked and in disbelief
8. Leave immediately because you may be late for work and they don't have a chance to replay you
9. Blog about it and feel great for the rest of the day
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