Saturday, November 20, 2010

Advice Only My Mother Could Give

(Talking to Sharon about her being pregnant)

Mom:  Oh look, your face is breaking out.  Don't scratch your pimple

Sharon:  Oh, umm...okay?

(Aside from my Mom giving that tidbit of information, I also think she believes if a woman is breaking out during her pregnancy, it means she will have a girl.  Logically, I think she wants Sharon to maintain her acne.  I told her a compromise:  we'll have a gay son)

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Went to another Chinese buffet for my Dad's BDay celebration with the family.  Got Chicken Balled. Ugh.  I'm going to feel it tomorrow for sure

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