Monday, October 10, 2011

My Wife Is Funny (Thanksgiving Edition)

Our conversation, more or less:

Sharon:  "When I gave birth, my belly button expanded.  It gave me an opportunity to clean out the belly button lint.  My belly button is still clean."

Me:  "Okay."

Sharon:  "It's too bad Eamon can't get pregnant."

Me (in my wtf? face, of course):  "Why would you say that?"

Sharon:  "Because his belly button is so dirty."

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